Time for some true confessions…
I had a guilty addiction to the TV show Hoarders. My
daughter used to watch it with me too. And the show Hoarding. And I have read
numerous books on minimalism and follow several blogs about it too. If
something goes “missing” around my house, the first thing the kids say is “Did
you throw it away??” Maybe. I do things like that.
But…
I am a digital hoarder.
There. I said it. And it’s true.
While I am the furthest thing from a hoarder of any kind at
home, in the digital realm I am a hoarding professional.
In my defense, and I don’t really have one, I am a
photographer, so the hoarding of the photos makes sense. But there are really
plenty that I have that are not worth saving, but whatever. If that was all, it
wouldn’t even be worth mentioning.
But there are all kinds of photography classes, with PDF’s
and videos. And word documents,
spreadsheets, meme’s, etc. And when you “save” them they just seem to disappear
and not take up any space, which is more
encouragement than I need.
Then there is Pinterest. The Holy Grail of digital hoarding.
I joined back when you needed to be invited by someone else who was already using
it. I have recipes, instructions, home decorating ideas. Thousands and thousands
of pins.
So what makes it “digital hoarding?” The fact that, for the
most part I never go back and look at these things. Of the 3146 recipes I have
saved, I have made exactly 36. I know this because I move them from one board
to another when I make them. Because I am organized digital hoarder, if nothing
else. I have made none of the DIY
projects, none of the Christmas decorations and none of the flower arrangements.
But I cannot be persuaded to part with them. Oh no. I will keep them forever
and get a slight feeling pf panic at the idea that Pinterest might not exist
someday in the future.
And like every good hoarder, I have no plans to thin my
hoard any time soon. So, if you find yourself in need of some random piece of
info or a really good recipe for pork carnitas (oven or crock pot, I have both)
go ahead and ask. Nothing makes me happier than putting my hoard to good use!
Silly girl. Digital hoarding is not television worthy--there is no rat faeces. How can that even be considered hoarding? I say you are just supremely organized and a collector of ideas. It's like an outside brain. Oooo, that would be a good show. If it was an actual brain born on the outside of your head. Can you do that instead of Pinterest?
ReplyDeleteI agree 100%! You can be on the show with me--as the comic relief!
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